Meine mann just sent me a Cold Steel Dirk for Valentine's Day!
www.coldsteel.com/88sd.html

The UPS guy arrived with a box that looked like roses. I said:
Y: Must be roses.
UPS: Its an 'Emergency Delivery'.
Y: What does that mean.
UPS: There are other ways to send roses. Plus, its sorta' heavy.
Y: ::confused look:: Ok .. thanks!

I opened it and thought, 'Odd way to package roses.' Then found the
inner box that was quite heavy. I thought, 'What the Hel is this?'

I cut open the inner box and .. my breath left my chest!

Wow! Wow! Wow! The Cold Steel Scottish Dirk! A PERFECT, abso-
frakkn-perfect gift for Valentines' Day!

Nothing says love like a heavily oiled Carbon steel FUNCTIONAL blade
with a Rosewood delicately carved and beautifully balance handle with
a matching trimmed-out scabbard and disc-pommel! A sharp edge and
fighting beauty!

I LOVE my husband! He knows me soo well!

... Yngona Desmond