Going to Valhalla? Asgard Awaits!

topic posted Thu, January 29, 2004 - 1:59 PM by  Unsubscribed
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Do we need to have some religious meetings/on-line revivals to stir up our Norse faith? I don't see much activity on this tribe, and I know that we Vikings probably should have a little more.

What's a good topic for a Norse sermon? Something about beer, pillaging, and women, I suspect....
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  • Re: Going to Valhalla? Asgard Awaits!

    Sat, January 31, 2004 - 5:31 PM
    Just throw a spear over them and send 'em to the All Father.

    Topic? How about the need to support your community or leaving a name behind you.
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      Re: Going to Valhalla? Asgard Awaits!

      Sat, January 31, 2004 - 9:28 PM
      Yes, I agree. I think one leads to the other, though. So, the whole community should support itself/each other by pillaging a neighboring village or tribe, and then, while drunk on beer, we will all have our way with their attractive women (or men). Or not. The important thing, is that these deeds will live on after us, in the memories of the illegitimate children sired by this wild orgying. So, our deeds will be left behind us, and we will support each other in this endeavour!

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      • Re: Going to Valhalla? Asgard Awaits!

        Sun, February 1, 2004 - 1:17 AM
        I'm very sure we aren't talking about the same religion. lol
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          Re: Going to Valhalla? Asgard Awaits!

          Thu, December 23, 2004 - 9:16 PM
          Yes. YOU must be sage (Odin gave an eye for wisdom), and I must be like Loki (the fool/prankster). I wish I had your insight into the truths of Norse mythology, like Wagner.

          So, no pillaging? No plunder? No orgies?

          OK!

          What do we do, then??

          Zesus Krist!

          Anyone with an answer or ideas?

          What's the appropriate "Thory", here?

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